No, this is not time travel back to World War II although with the characters involved, it is similar to new Hollywood movie. There’s this overpaid Britain who plays this strange game that is very popular in Europe they call football. This is the game played by women over here in the US. I think our girls won a gold medal at the Olympics a few days ago, but that Beckham is not a girl. But let’s take a break here. This Beckham guy is always rub shouders with the stars in LA and now Tom Cruise is boasting that he’s lost 10 pounds in six weeks thanks to Beckham’s advice. So kicking a ball and crazy running help you lose weight. You don’t have to be a scientologist to figure that one out. But Cruise has been under pressure from Katie Holmes who’s fifteen years younger than him. Love handles aren’t that sexy, even in a movie star. But, gotta give Cruise credit. Most other A-listers would have been quietly popping pills like Acomplia - the top European weight loss pills. But Beckham must have a diet book coming out, so Cruise is out there pitching for him. If he has lost weight, perhaps he’s quietly taking Acomplia. But let’s take a break here. The moral of this is: if you can’t hang out with top Brit footballers who dress like girls, you can take Acomplia and lose weight the easy way.